All these idiots in the parking lot better start running. The show starts in four minutes. They’re going to ruin it for everyone. Maybe it’s like New York. If you get there late, you have to wait until intermission to get in. I think it’s like that in Dublin, too. I don’t know. I was always on time. Man, there’s still a shit-ton of people out there. They’re moving fast now though. Three minutes. Hurry hurry hurry fuckers! You’re going to miss it! I don’t even know what ‘it’ is, but it pulls in a crowd. ‘It’ must be crap.

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