“my cunt is built like a wound that won’t heal” –Ani Difranco

Silly high school girls. They think they can get away with saying [expletive deleted] in school without suffering the consequences. They should know, having been raised in this great, Christian, god fearing nation, that the [expletive deleted] is dirty and shameful. Eve, a woman, is responsible for sin, for death, for our being ejected from the paradise of god’s garden. All for an apple. I hope it was at least a juicy apple. And saying [expletive deleted] in school is disruptive speech, it’s lewd speech, and it’s offensive speech. The [expletive deleted] bleeds, the [expletive deleted] is dark and secret, the [expletive deleted] smells strange, the [expletive deleted], quite frankly, worries us. We do not understand it. We do not want you to understand it either. We do want you to be ashamed of it. So call it your pussy or cunt or vajayjay or poonany or hoo haa. Just don’t call it your [expletive deleted].